Axel's take: 8.4/10
A strong romantic getaway, with river views that outshine the old-building quirks. A historic 3-star hotel overlooking the Columbia River, scored for what it is.
Columbia Gorge Hotel & Spa is a historic 3-star overlooking the Columbia River, and it's a strong pick for couples who value setting and character over resort-style extras. The gardens, waterfall and river outlook are the main draw. Recent Expedia and Tripadvisor guests repeatedly praise clean rooms, welcoming staff and the grounds. Simon's Cliffhouse, the lounge and spa give you reasons to linger; we'd favor a riverside room for the scenery.
The trade-off is an old building with uneven room sizes and some practical inconveniences. Guests mention highway noise, occasional wedding noise and an antique elevator that requires staff assistance. Breakfast costs extra, and downtown Hood River is a drive rather than a convenient stroll. We'd skip it if you need spacious, standardized rooms or easy, independent elevator access.
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Best for: couples on a scenic getaway; travelers who enjoy historic hotels; Gorge explorers with a car
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Watch out for: highway and occasional wedding noise; staff-operated antique elevator; some rooms are compact
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Location: Clifftop river setting with gardens and a waterfall; drive into downtown Hood River.
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Rooms: Individually furnished rooms with air conditioning and mini-fridges; size and noise exposure vary.
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Cleanliness: A consistent strength in recent guest feedback, including strong Expedia cleanliness ratings.
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Service: Staff are widely praised, though some guests report uneven dining or event service.
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Amenities: Restaurant, lounge, terrace and spa; select larger rooms have fireplaces.
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Fees and surprises: Self-parking is free; breakfast and pet stays cost extra, and coffee is served in the lobby.
Axel's opinion of Columbia Gorge Hotel and Spa, from the hotel's website and recent guest reviews. Sources: Hotel website · Expedia · Tripadvisor. Reviewed Oct 10, 2026.